Life Lessons
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All my Life Skills, I Learned at McDonalds
“Seriously?” I said, looking at the disheveled pickles and condiments sliding off the cold hamburger hiding beneath the smashed bun. I envisioned the creator looking out the drive-thru window under the golden arches, saying to herself, Oh, it’s her. I hate her. Wait ‘til she gets this! It wasn’t the first time I received a…
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Embrace Your Inner-Weird
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~~ Tallulah Bankhead As the Kalamazoo Growlers put the screws to the Rockford Rivets on a recent Saturday afternoon, a group of 50+ year-old people (men and women) sat under the baking sun, discussing what age they would choose if…