Life Lessons


  • All my Life Skills, I Learned at McDonalds

    “Seriously?” I said, looking at the disheveled pickles and condiments sliding off the cold hamburger hiding beneath the smashed bun. I envisioned the creator looking out the drive-thru window under the golden arches, saying to herself, Oh, it’s her. I hate her. Wait ‘til she gets this! It wasn’t the first time I received a…


  • Embrace Your Inner-Weird

    If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~~ Tallulah Bankhead As the Kalamazoo Growlers put the screws to the Rockford Rivets on a recent Saturday afternoon, a group of 50+ year-old people (men and women) sat under the baking sun, discussing what age they would choose if…